skeet?///worst wat to die.

so i found out what "skeet" meant on boxing day w/Mary Wallace and here's what it means:
**RATED R**

1. skeet

definition and origin:
"Skeet" is actually a form of birth control practiced by the African-American tribes of North America near the beginning of the 21st Centruy. Visionaries of the time (such as Lil Jon and Nelly) recognized the inevitable and everpresent danger of overpopulation in their land and decided to take action. They discovered an ancient form of birth control used by their ancestors that involved "pulling out and shooting" (much like skeet shooting) during sexual intercourse, as to not impregnate the female, or "biatch". The visionaries spread the word the only way they knew how: rap music. People would listen to the songs of the visionaries during ritual smoking ceremonies and chant "skeet skeet skeet!". Every tribe of their kind in the land listened to rap music and the idea of skeeting quickly gained in popularity. Soon, the entire African-American tribe had done its part to offset the effects of overpopulation through generations of skeeting on the women that they did not wish to impregnate. However, the other tribes of the land (most notabley, the Whites and Mexicans) did not support the "Skeet Movement". They continued to grow in number until the Whites eventually ate the Mexicans. The Whites, however, refused to eat the African-Americans for fear of sickle cell anemia, so they all got on a very large boat and went back to England.

example:
"Excuse me, I didn't catch your name, but would you mind if I skeeted on you? Seeing as how we just met and all, I am not fully convinced that you would make a good mother, so I am electing not to ejaculate inside of you. Let me go get you a towel."

so umm..yep that's it!
and there are more commical examples as u culd imagine at
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=skeet

THEN,
mary came over and i when to rogers where unfortunately i DIDNT see "Roger"...
YOU SEE...i hav a major jokes "crush" on one of the cashiers (shout out to monu who knows who im talking about!)
he looks like the guy from the "sugar, we're going down (by fall out boy)" video
BUT with better teeth
and i don't know his name cuz i always forget to look at his name take or cant get a good view
SOOOO...i call him Roger

**If you don't understand y i'd call him Roger..
I'm not explaining it cuz your obviously deficient

and then we watched urban legends...cheezy but I realized the worst way to die
having your achilles' tendons cut ouch
and being impaled on tire spikes in a university parking lot by someone in a lame ski jacket